I’m a Wife and a mother.

Ok! so just about every morning my mom asks me to get her 2 Oz of this nasty freakin acai juice! It sits in our fridge and mocks me. I hate the bottle it takes up room in the fridge, smells nasty, and is a pain to poor just 2 stinkin oz into a cup. Well to I did it. I really did it. My mom asked “while you’re in there can you get me my juice?” voice in my head “yeah give it to her right over the top of her head” (don’t judge me!!) and boom it happened right from my subconscious to the kitcken floor!!

Yeah that’s right I straight up murdered it’s ass!!! (hehe)

it’s a really tall bottle and it hit the top lip of the fridge and got knocked out of my hand at it plummeted to the floor leaving glass and acai juice all over my feet and the floor. It felt a little good on the inside. but a bummer that I had to clean it up. and as I was cleaning it up I said. “as if I didn’t hate this stuff enough now I’m spending my morning cleaning it up!”